Nellie Elizabeth
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Rizandace Fic Master List: The Magicians!
Hey, I figured it was time for me to keep all my fics in one place over here on tumblr dot com, so here you go! I’ll try and keep this updated as I post! On Ao3 at Rizandace.
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Crowley’s POV
Based on an excellent analysis (pt. 1, pt. 2) by @twilightcitysky, other analyses I’ve read on tumblr and my own analysis
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Some of the subtle clues that Aziraphale and Crowley switched bodies
Bonus - not so subtle anymore, where ‘Crowley’ is sitting prim and proper and ‘Aziraphale’ kind of lying on the bench (plus their reverse sitting position)
Bonus 2:
Bonus 3: We usually see Aziraphale under the sign E (east), but ‘Aziraphale’ under the opposite W (west)
(via orchardsinsnow)
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He points a gun at you and the crowd is waiting. He points at your face and you smile at him and if your drawn-on moustache could shake it would. He points and you smile like you trust him completely and there cannot be any room for doubt because the audience needs a good show and he’s your friend and he should know you are not afraid of him. His finger trembles against the trigger. He has never shot a gun before. He is a demon. He is the best person shaped entity in the world. You smile. He is a demon. You trust him. You trust. If the last thing you’ll ever see is him you will be ok.
(via fishfingersandscarves)
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but if there’s platonic kissing whats next??!!!!????? sex without romance??????!? romance without sex?????!!!!? friendship?????? friends with benefits????!!! platonic lOVE????? staying out of other people’s business???????? WHO KNOWSS
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i’m sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i’ve gotten
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Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.
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Ineffable Husbands really is that ship that has it all. They’re married. They’re divorced. They’ve never been together at all. They’ve been pining for 6000 years. They’re gay except they’re also not at all. They’re technically enemies to lovers but they’ve never been enemies nor lovers. Name any fanfic trope, they’ve probably been there, done that and they were entirely oblivious about it. Incredible ship.
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That is exactly how my ancestors came to America.
They might not even have bought a ticket; entry forms had “stowaway” as a valid transportation choice.
(via machtaholic)
