if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time
I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future
I am groot.
can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix
Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.
today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
I AM THE DANGER!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA
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look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
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